A UFO came up and he smiled at me... He said it's gonna be a good day just wait and see... Jumped out of my tent, and I Naturo-ran outside, feeling so like Kyle and paranoid... It's the best, day, eveeeerrrrrr..... Oh, sorry about the Spongebob song lyrics. It's just that I was feeling particularly happy about how September 20th, 2019, is actually the most eventful day of this year. What makes September 20th so special this year? I'm going to list as many things as I can, and make each thing brief as possible. Without further ado, let's get started! I'll list this in order of most boring to most exciting. Most boring stuff first, all on today, September 20, 2019.  National Fried Rice Day, National Pepperoni Pizza Day, and National String Cheese Day Image Credit: Gimme Some Oven I have no idea who thought it was a good idea to have so many food-related holidays in one day, but there you go. Surprisingly, I unknowingly celebrated one of thes...

News. * clap * Review. * clap *. What is up, fellow ogres? I haven't posted very frequently recently because of summer camp taking up much more time than I initially expected (hey, that wasn't in the job description), but that's actually a positive thing. Why? That means I have more important news to talk about and catch you guys up on, and then proceed to babble on about it for 12 pages!-- Just kidding. While there may not be a TL;DR included for this post due to the fact that it covers so many topics at once, I have attempted my best to make each individual section as short as possible, like a TL;DR in it of itself. You're welcome. Now, without further ado, let's Naruto Run straight into this news! We're starting off with an announcement that seems perfect after the Switch Lite last week...  New Switch Model Announced! But is it a worthy upgrade? On Wednesday, Nintendo announced via their Japanese website that a new Nintendo Switch model set...

Hello, everyone! I haven't been posting very frequently, and lots of interesting stuff has happened recently. Now that it is officially the start of June (meaning that there are only about 20 more days until my school ends), I decided to drop a massive News Roundup post so that I could catch up on what I missed. We've got lots to talk about today, from celebrity deaths and birthdays to Star Wars theme parks and what Nintendo's been up to recently. So, without further ado, let's get RIIIIIIIIGHHHHT into the neeeeewwwwssssssss!!!!! The first batch of news is sad, unfortunately.  Peter Mayhew, the Chewbacca actor, has passed away :'( On April 30, 2019, Peter Mayhew died at the age of 75. He was best known for his role in most of the Star Wars films as the lovable wookie partner of Han Solo, Chewbacca. He warmed audience hearts all around the globe with his heartfelt depiction of the gentle giant, and his absence will long be felt in the hearts of fans ...

(Image Credit: Edited entirely by me. Except for that Kirby Thanos, since that would be by from here .) Love is in the air... Actually, that's incorrect, according to my social studies calculator. You see, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, argon, and boron are in the air (sometimes). Also, the air is in the air. Why am I making such a strange and different post like this? Well, in case you didn't know, one year ago, I decided to get particularly festive for St. Green Boi Week. I published a YouTube video (or a blog post, I forgot) titled " Green ", which you can see here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 Have you read it yet? A very beautiful wallpaper, I know. But that's not the point of it! The point was to be as festive as possible. Now that it's sometime close to Watermelon Swine's Day (that was the name of the holiday about red heart-shaped candy, right?), I decided to do the same. I will spread as much Water-swine's Day cheer as pos...